THE GUMBAS

Gumbas are friendly, but only with each other. Outsiders are unwelcome at the Gumbas' table. Even Curtis is barely tolerated. Ours is a lovefest of self-adoration and mutual admiration. Our main goal each week is to avoid winning the raffle, but this unfortunately can't always be avoided. We intentionally allow other teams to win gift certificates, limiting ourselves to a victory once every few months out of pity for the other teams.

Team captain: The dead parrot