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WONDER
WOMEN
Motto: Defeating
the trivia world with our beauty and knowledge, fighting only
as a last resort (to win a tie-breaker).
Song: I
Love Sex and Rock n Roll by Wendy O. Williams (Christina)
Like
a Virgin by Madonna (Robyn)
Origin:
We were lounging on Paradise Island when we caught wind of
the Curtis Earth Trivia Show. We hopped into our Invisible
Jet and headed straight for Orlando. We began to battle the
mere mortals including our arch-nemeses Joe Dakota and Spoonmon. We
used our Golden Lasso of Truth to round up such allies as
Pat the Bartender, Hot Tub Steve, Dave the Barback, and the
all-knowing Mr. Shifferstein. We feel no threats as our Golden
Bracelets lead us to victory time and time again. We
are experts of restraining those exhibiting retarded behavior.
Wonder
Women-- as wise as Curtis, as beautiful as Mr. Shifferstein,
faster than the 4-second buzzer delay, and stronger than all
or Curtis's illegitimate children put together.
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